As I scrubbed sealing wax off her: "I get dress dirty when I being very quiet."
"God protects me from lions, and wolves, and captains (i.e., Captain VonTrapp)." All the scary things in a 2YO's life. :-P
" Henry! No kisses! Not today!"
"I a girl. Sesame a boy." (Who needs ultrasounds?)
In her ongoing, relentless campaign to paint the living room purple, she decided to enlist her sibling's support: "Sesame wants purple."
(When my stomach growled): "Baby Sesame making noises!"
(While watching the baby move): "Sesame says, 'I want to come out!'"
Meanwhile, our poor baby is oblivious to the fact that his/her big sister has decided his/her gender and color preferences, and has even begun speaking for him/her.